Principia Skidoo or; “How I learned to stop worrying and see the fnords.”
Skidoo is not immune to the Law of Fives, nor the Seventeen, nor the Twentythree enigmata.
Offering of Skidoo to Eris may bring illumination, offer with caution—or don’t. It may also cause flushness, shortness of breath, cold fingers, pins and needles in the feet and hands, and gas.
Of each Skidoo (and there are twenty-three), one one thousandth is a single Chao. Proper offering shall result in bestowation of milliChao which are tiny, very tiny indeed. Improper offering results in nil.
There is no Goddess but Goddess, and she is your Goddess.
How wilt thou value Skidoo? Five tons of flax.